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همه چی در هم - √ خر کیف یعنی… (حتماً بخونیــــــــد)
چهارشنبه 31 شهریور 1389

√ خر کیف یعنی… (حتماً بخونیــــــــد)

   نوشته شده توسط: الهه ...................    

ادامه مطلبو بخووووون

 

خر کیف یعنی کلاستو دو در کنی و همون روز استاد حضورغیاب نکنه!

خر کیف یعنی اینکه یه لپ تاپ می گیری دستت اما ۲ قرون سواد نداری بهت بگن آقای

مهندس!•

خر کیف یعنی راننده تاکسی باشی و دانشجوی پزشکی رو سوار کنی اونوقت وقتی

می خواد پیاده شه

بر حسب عادت به محیط دانشگاه بگه: مرسی آقای دکتر!

خر کیف یعنی زنگ موبایلت حسابی جلب توجه کنه!

خر کیف یعنی کسب بالاترین نمره میان ترم فقط از راه تقلب و امدادهای غیبی!

خر کیف یعنی فکر کنی کارتت تموم شده ولی در کمال ناامیدی کانکت شی و ساعتها تو

اینترنت بچرخی!

خر کیف یعنی بابات قبض موبایلت رو پرداخت کنه و اصلا نپرسه که چرا اینقدر رقمش نجومی

شده!

خر کیف یعنی استادت بگه نگران نباش! نمی افتی!

خر کیف یعنی با دوستات بری تریا، دوست اصفهانیت حساب کنه!

خر کیف یعنی توی یک مجلس بزرگ همه چشمشون دنبال مدل لباست باشه!

خر کیف یعنی دانشجو نباشی ولی از سایت دانشگاه، مفتکی استفاده کنی!

خر کیف یعنی پشت چراغ قرمز از ماشین بغلی یه چیزی پرت شه تو ماشینت (مثل شماره

تلفن و یا حتی گوشی طرف!)

خر کیف یعنی یه جا با یه نفر همصحبت شی و رمانتیک بگه: “از قیافه تون معلومه که دانشجویین!”

خر کیف یعنی یک منشی با مدیر عامل شرکت ازدواج کنه!

خر کیف یعنی بین کلاس ۱۲ تا ۲ و کلاس ۲ تا ۴ خودتو به یک آدم اهل رو درواسی بچسبونی

و بری باهاش ناهار بخوری!

خر کیف یعنی موقع امتحان عملی استاد بره بیرون از کلاس و در رو هم ببنده!

خر کیف یعنی هیچی نخونده باشی و همه رو از رو دست بغلیت بنویسی بعد نمره ت از اون

بیشتر شه!

خر کیف یعنی استاد یک سوال قلمبه بپرسه هیچکش جز تو نتونه جواب بده!

خر کیف یعنی وقتی مهمونای شهرستانیتون می رن بچه شون قشنگترین عروسکشو

جا بذاره


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